saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam or urindisgustication

Sam, Sam, Sam. Why must you so deeply hurt the one who loves you so? And most of all, why must you urinate on all of her clean clothes?! I was out of town and apparently Sam did not like it. When I got back, he was afraid I was going to leave again, I suppose, and just panicky.

There are two reasons this is especially irksome.

1) He did this the LAST time I went out of town so I had bought some OdorXit. I was really looking forward to trying it out, but I never got it and ended up getting in a fight on the phone with the owner of the company because I disputed the charge. I kind of felt bad for him, but then I was like, Um, but wait. I never got the product, jerkface. He was like "I'm out $20 because of the credit card company disputing this," and I was like, "Yeah, well I'm really sorry but I was out $50 and that wasn't ok!" So he hung up. HE HUNG UP ON ME!! So that sucked and I was not looking forward to trying again to find SOMETHING that would take CAT URINE out of my clothing. Gross. I got the Nature's Miracle because I use the litter and like it. However, the liquid smelled like the bathroom in a gas station. OxyClean seems to take out the odor, but it also takes out a layer of color. So... I'll keep trying.

2) Right before I left, I took them to the vet and gave them flea baths. This probably contributed to his being so upset, I'm aware. Since I was going to be so long, I finally replaced the cat fountain I had (now I have the PetMate one and I like it), bought them a new huge bag of food and two bags of litter, and I also had to buy a second cat carrier since I had to take both of them to the vet. While at the vet, I very optimistically (ridiculously idealistically) bought some toothpaste (mmm... poultry flavored...) and a toothbrush. Therefore, I was out approximately $460. Yay! Because I was getting ready to foolishly spend my graduation money on a bicycle.

So yes, upsetting. And yet...

He's just so sweet!!!