Monday, September 21, 2009

hmm. so was it worth it?

Left: Max considers whether or not to show me her newly pearly whites.

Below: Sam is also shy.



Above: Hmm, ok, Mom. I'm still hurt because you jabbed a poultry flavored plastic stick in my mouth, but you can stick your fingers in there one more time.


Max: Don't mistake my seething hatred of you for bashfulness.

don't forget to floss!!

Yeah, so I brushed my cats' teeth tonight. Fun!





Oh. I mean, "Ouch."

the ugly truth: sleazy fleazies




Basically, fleas are super gross and even though I bought really expensive flea, tick, and heartworm protection for my pets, and applied it a few days AFTER giving them flea baths, still they linger. (I'm hoping the treatment works better for heartworm protection...)

I'm searching for more information about this, since I really hate these stupid fleas and want them to stop biting Sam and Max but NOT COME BITE ME - EW. I find this website very informative but also covered with disgusting photos which for me is quite frankly TMI. You don't have to convince me fleas are nasty, webmaster; just tell me how to get rid of them! Luckily, they provided a list of natural solutions to the problem of fleas as well.

Fighting Fleas Naturally:

The following informs of a few natural, non-toxic ideas to help make your home, garden, and pets less appealing to fleas. These methods may not eliminate an existing problem, but will greatly assist in keeping the numbers down to a manageable level.

1. Supplement your pet's diet with Brewers Yeast and or garlic. This makes the host taste intolerable to the flea.

2. Sprinkle copious amounts of borax powder on your carpets, and leave for as long as you can. Then vacuum thoroughly. The borax draws in fluids and dries the insect out, killing it. You can mix borax and baking soda together to make a natural rug deodorizer. This is not particularly recommended but it can work.

3. Rub your legs with a natural repellent, like Citronella Oil, TeaTree Oil, Pennyroyal, Eucalyptus Oil, Lavender Oil, or Cedar Wood Oil, as they do not like these strong odors. Eating a lot of garlic is also good as a repellent but it does not only repel insects.

4. When you groom your animal brush in some of these oils diluted. Mix a drop with warm water, shake and spray onto the coat. But be warned, the fleas may avoid your pets and start attacking you. Do not rub your animal with pure essential oils as these can be very strong and cause shock and discomfort.

5. Brush / Comb your pet OUTSIDE, as often as you can with a flea comb, it gets easier the more often you do it. Grooming daily can keep you on top of the job. Use a chemical spray to kill the fleas on the comb.

6. Spread Nematodes, which is a natural flea treatment, available at garden-centers in you garden. A nematode is a colorless worm, also called a roundworm, of which there are over 10,000 species. Nematodes live in soil, fresh water, and the sea. Some are parasites of plants or animals; others feed on dead organic matter and smaller insects. See also guinea worm; hookworm; pinworm.


I'm most definitely NOT doing that last thing, but I like the other suggestions. The flea bath I used was really nice (although it didn't kill all the fleas, but it helped for a while and maybe if I vacuumed twice a day it will help for longer). It has essential oils in it and it leaves a WONDERFUL fragrance on Sam y Max! Although, when I gave the cats their very first bath they were so stressed out that Sam promptly peed in the corner of my bathroom. That was definitely him at his most pitiful--wet, skinny, big eyes, pulling out his last stop... I almost gave them baths this weekend, but then I remembered that and put it off again.

Of course, this website says that essential oils are toxic to cats. Specifically, "Although one or more applications of an essential oil product or blend may not cause immediate harm, the effects of essential oils can be cumulative and manifest themselves at a later date in the form of toxicity for which owners and vets often can find no attributable cause." Hmm, that's not good.

I certainly don't want to use chemical products. Aside from the fact that I don't want to put stuff on Sam y Max that I can't put on myself (EW), there's this EPA warning about the "safety" of such products as well.

So, that leaves me -- where? I guess I'm going to start vacuuming twice a day (awesome...). And the nutritional yeast. According to this website: For cats, a teaspoonful of yeast flakes (nutritional, not baking), and a small clove of garlic daily should be adequate.

Great! Oh, but according to one of the websites I quoted above, "Cat owners: Please be aware that raw garlic is known to be toxic to cats. According to Dr. Randy Kidd, the use of garlic, as well as onions, shallots and chives, has been shown to cause damage to feline red blood cells which can result in hemolytic anemia and eventual death. Raw garlic and onions can also cause ulcers and irritation of the mouth, esophagus and stomach."

Sigh. Who knew parenting could be so complicated? And less importantly, what am I supposed to do with all the leftovers of that yummy-smelling flea bath!?

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Marley's bid for vaudeville fame. (Assisted by Troy)

Marley is a STAHR! Myeah, see?

Friday, September 11, 2009

Catbook Profiles

Sam:


Max:


This is so silly. And yet I did it. I couldn't help myself...
Click on the photos above to go to their profiles.

Charity :)

Thursday, September 10, 2009

cat-ku on the occasion of Sam soiling my clothing in my bathroom

A NEW LITTERBOX!!
Soft on my paws - whites and darks -
My favorite - brights!
- Sam

My yellow bathmat -
Why do you smell like Sam's ass?
I'm missing something.
- Max

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam or urindisgustication

Sam, Sam, Sam. Why must you so deeply hurt the one who loves you so? And most of all, why must you urinate on all of her clean clothes?! I was out of town and apparently Sam did not like it. When I got back, he was afraid I was going to leave again, I suppose, and just panicky.

There are two reasons this is especially irksome.

1) He did this the LAST time I went out of town so I had bought some OdorXit. I was really looking forward to trying it out, but I never got it and ended up getting in a fight on the phone with the owner of the company because I disputed the charge. I kind of felt bad for him, but then I was like, Um, but wait. I never got the product, jerkface. He was like "I'm out $20 because of the credit card company disputing this," and I was like, "Yeah, well I'm really sorry but I was out $50 and that wasn't ok!" So he hung up. HE HUNG UP ON ME!! So that sucked and I was not looking forward to trying again to find SOMETHING that would take CAT URINE out of my clothing. Gross. I got the Nature's Miracle because I use the litter and like it. However, the liquid smelled like the bathroom in a gas station. OxyClean seems to take out the odor, but it also takes out a layer of color. So... I'll keep trying.

2) Right before I left, I took them to the vet and gave them flea baths. This probably contributed to his being so upset, I'm aware. Since I was going to be so long, I finally replaced the cat fountain I had (now I have the PetMate one and I like it), bought them a new huge bag of food and two bags of litter, and I also had to buy a second cat carrier since I had to take both of them to the vet. While at the vet, I very optimistically (ridiculously idealistically) bought some toothpaste (mmm... poultry flavored...) and a toothbrush. Therefore, I was out approximately $460. Yay! Because I was getting ready to foolishly spend my graduation money on a bicycle.

So yes, upsetting. And yet...


He's just so sweet!!!